Pitch v Putt: why golf beats football

US Open 2014
US Open 2014 PinehurstIt is the greatest sport in the world and after a year of intense preparation and anticipation, it has finally arrived. That’s right, golf’s US Open kicks off today. 
Four nail-biting rounds of Major Championship golf featuring all the tantalizing drama, meltdowns, memories, heartache, last day gallops and shock victories.
Forget the World Cup frenzy, its US Open fever gripping the Channel 4 News communications department as the world’s best players take on the sand hills of North Carolina. I wasn’t expecting fist-pumping levels of fanfare from golf-mad colleagues, more a gentle surge in sporting enthusiasm. Frankly the opposite was closer to reality.

“Golf? I’d rather eat swede than watch it,” sniffed Jon Snow who insisted he’s more of a tennis man.
I turned to co-presenter Cathy Newman for support: “US Open fever? I think you’re more likely to bring people out in a cold sweat!”
US Open golf 2014

Multi-tasking at Channel 4 News


With the World Cup kicking-off on the same day, perhaps I’d misjudged the samba spirit of the newsroom. Unlike Rio, there won’t be anyone called ‘Pitbull’ or Jenny from the Block opening the tournament belting out ‘Ole Ola’ on the first tee.
In fact, this year’s line-up won’t even feature the injury troubled Tiger Woods. The absence of the fun-loving former champion has sent ticket sales at Pinehurst plummeting, but the next four days will be a spectacle of high-wire unpredictability as golfing greats battle it out for a purse of US$8,000,000 on the old money course.
After a winless season and a tumultuous 2013, newly single Rory McIlroy is the bookies favourite as he eyes up a second US Open title. The Northern Irishman has said that he will go into this year’s second major full of confidence. If his dazzling performance on the course post break up with ex-fiance Caroline Wozniacki is anything to go by, you might fancy a flutter on the broken hearted Ulsterman. But at the risk of alienating more of my colleagues waxing lyrical about this plucky sporting god in laboured prose, as McIlroy himself recently put it: “It’s time to move on.”
My personal favourite to win the Championship is top leftie golfer and all round decent guy Phil Mickelson. The six times runner-up needs this victory to complete a career grand slam. It’s a hefty ask of a man who is playing the worst golf of his career, who can’t recall a top 10 finish and who is currently under investigation by the FBI for insider trading violations.
That said the man is a chipping giant. On a course with upturned saucers passing as greens and unforgiving shaved run-offs, the US Open will be won by a single-minded, short game god who can pull miracle shots out of his bag time and again.
Poignantly this was something Mickelson failed to do in 1999 when he let his first chance at a US Open victory slip away on the same course finishing a shot behind the late Payne Stewart.

Fifteen years on, the killer rough and narrow fairways on Pinehurst No. 2 have been replaced by wide fairways and expansive waste areas and now are teeming with passionate crowds who have descended upon the 114th U.S. Open Championship.

Substitute the cries of over-zealous and over-served fans screeching ‘Get in the hole!’ after every golf shot with the deafening instrument of torture, the infernal Vuvuzela that assaulted our eardrums four years ago, and you might briefly think you were at the World Cup.
It was this argument I put forward to our genteel Liam Dutton, the agreeable Channel 4 News resident weatherman, in some vein hope that it might stir up potential interest from a notable sports obsessed sleeper. 
Looking scornful, Liam slowly rose to his feet: “The only thing more boring than football is golf.” And with that he was off.
If anybody needs me over the next four days, I shall be at my desk watching the US Open Championship … alone!
US Open 2014
This article was first published on Channel 4 News on 12 June 2014. 
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8 Comments on “Pitch v Putt: why golf beats football

  1. I definitely turned off the World Cup for the US Open and I am actually pretty happy I did. A great tournament this year!

  2. Great article. You and I are in the same boat. The US Open is exciting. I would prefer to cut the field by 1/3 after each day and they reset the scores….that would generate more excitement. Regardless, I still enjoy the tournament. My choice to win is Dustin Johnson and Phil Mickelson is my sentimental choice.


  3. This is fab. I had read some of your blog stuff too – v entertaining! Looking forward to seeing you on Monday


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